Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...