My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...