Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...