Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Gates Vs GM
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...