Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...