Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Under The Truck
A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age as his wife. The...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Touring guide for North
|Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern StatesIf you are from...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.