Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Polish Medical Terminology
POLISH MEDICAL TERMNINOLOGY FOR THE LAYMANartery- the study of fine painting barium- what you...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...