Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...