George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Technological Doctor
One day, a man complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts, guess I...
How to play golf.
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...