The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
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drunk guy and the nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I...
Defining these words
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Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
First Thing to do after Jail
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...