The way he died
A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does...
You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...