No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...