Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...