Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...