Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Alabamba
Dumb Alabama Laws It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...