Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
I.R.S. parking tickets
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Some fishing terms
|Ten common fishing terms explainedCatch and Release – A conservation motion that happens most...
Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Compare the genders
|Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...