Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...
You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...