Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
The freaky stuff you
Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...