Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
The beloved old man.
There once was an old man who was loved by everyone in the town...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...