Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...