How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...