Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
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Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
Make a last request
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A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...