If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...