Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
So cold
It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....