Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...