Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Blonde on computer
How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...