Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Stressed out?…try these!
If you’re feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it…Dance naked in...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
What Trip?
One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...