Your spinning me a yarn here!
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Things never to say to a cop
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Some yogurt visits a local bar
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Bumpy Stickers!
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WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
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What does ADIDAS stand for?
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Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Getting into fights
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The Lion
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