Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Tips for driving people insane!
HoW To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnEPage yourself...
Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?The older they get the easier...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...