Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Really torrid honeymoon
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...