Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...