Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...