Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...