What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
The secret code word…
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...