Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...