A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Dead dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which...
Knock Knock Jokes 5
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of...