Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...