Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...