If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
An organization that makes men fear marriage
|The British had an organization that Americans are now considering adopting.It seems that in...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...