your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.