Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Getting the Recipe
Here is a story about a famous food critic’s recent visit to Europe last...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...