Newest horror movie
|Have you seen the current remake of the movie “Cape Fear?”It’s about a deranged...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...