Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...