Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
The Chicken’s
What did the baby chick say to his mummy when she laid an Orange?”...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
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How Army policy began
|This is Army policy all begins… Start with a cage containing five apes. In...