The traffic ticket.
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Backwards Panties
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“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
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What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
New Year’s Resolutions
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Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
A mouse organ!
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Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
IDEAL DATE
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Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...