Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Helen Keller
Why did Helen Keller go insane?She tried to read a stucco wall.