Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Prison and Work…one and the same!
IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK…..You...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...