Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Understanding Your Paycheck:
Gross pay: $1222.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...