The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.