Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...